More Proof

Yes, as if you needed more proof that Vader is FAT!  Subject: Vader kitteh

 Problem: Kitteh door is just big enough for fatso to fit through. As you can see kitteh brudder Patch can fit through just fine.

 Solution: TUBBYKAT door.... BOL... Seriously!  I means the humans bought this and replaced the other kitteh door wif it.  Ha Ha - fatso needed a bigger kitteh door.

 BOL... Vader is never gonna live this down I will continue to laugh at him.  Proof that Vader is fat!

BOL - correction he's TUBBY!  BOL.

I makes the hoomans dizzy sometimes

BOL, dis is how I lay down. The hoomans really hates it when I do this while on their bed, they say I steps on dem.

The trouble with Bully sticks

Okays the 3 foot bully stick looked really good in the pet store.

But how do you eats it when you can't  hold onto it!

Ugh, I gives up.

Wordless Wednesday

HULA hooping

I googled how to Hula Hoop from Ehow....
1. Take hold of the hula hoop.
2. Lower it down to about ankle level.
3. Step into it (with both feet).

4. Bring it up to just below your waist.

5. Hold it with both hands and pull it forward so that it's resting against your back.

6. With both hands, fling the hoop to the left so that its inner edge rolls in a circle around your body. Do this a few times so that you get the feel of it.

They need to have better instructions.........

Proof

Proof I am handsome.....

Proof that my eyes are open when I shake......

Proof that Vader is fat.....  BOL...

Gus and Tucker playing video

Hi all, sorry I haven't been around much we've been very busy.  Last weekend when Gus was over Momma tooked this video of me playing wif him.  Someone has gotta teach him these awesome moves.

This is Gus:

This is me and Gus playing:

Tuckers How To Guide - How to make mini crop circles

How to Make Mini Crop Circles.

Step one, gets a frisbee -

Step two - try to pick up the frisbee-

Step three - have hoomans pick up frisbee -

 Step Four - inspect your work.....

Step 5 - Walk away and leave no evidence

Done!

I've got a lickin' problem..........

Yup I went and dones it again....

Off to the Vet....

Momma was worried cause my furs where coming out in her hand in a spot, and I don't have much to start wifs.  I was fine on Tuesday, Wednesday night Momma noticed it, and here it is.

I may have also had a problem in the lower private regions........

My Diagnosis, Yes my vet put this on my PERMANENT RECORD:

"Chronic history of licking in the penile area - appears to have caused damage to left front leg from licking"

Diagnosis: Skin Irritation - Self Induced.

I am so embarrassed... I can't even show my face.  I just can't help it.  I lick and lick and lick some more.  Momma and Dad make me stopped when they are home,  but you know someones gotta go to work to pay my vet bills for my self induced problem.  But, CHRONIC history of licking - that's just so unfair.

 I gots ointment and I should be fine soon.  The vet said my hairs will grow back and there seems to be no sign of anything other than my licking of the area to cause the problems.  Sigh.

Guarding

Ellie, the Guard Kitteh.

Tucker, the Guard Dog

Post Christmas & Snow, Snow, Snow

I hopes everybody had a wonderful Christmas! I'm still resting up from the festivities but wanted to update you all on my Christmas Holiday and the Snow tortures we are currently experiencing.

First of all I gots a brand new food stand for Christmas! Daddy O made it for me cause my other one was a little too short and we couldn't find one any taller. This one matched better and catches some of my kibble crumbs. Oh and if you want to knows how tall it is, it is 22 1/2 inches.
Also, I gots a new bed that Momma made for me. It has 6 old pillows in it and they come out easy so the cover can be washed.

This wasn't my gift it was Momma's - It's suppose to be ME hugging VADER? I don't thinks so.

Santa also brought me some new toys and treats - I luvs opening the presents.

The bestest part about Christmas was I gots to go to Grammy & Grampy's and spend time wif Diesel and Bambi! Diesel helped me open my gift.

Bambi didn't need help wif his.

Now about all that snow. We are getting lots. The hoomans can't keep up wif the shoveling.

I don't know about this....... shouldn't snow stay outside.... maybe you should shovel the deck?

So I had to take matters into my own paws......

I gots a whole year to gets back on Santa's nice list.... BOL!

Flat Football

It is true, Danes will sit on anything that isn't a hard surface.
This is my squeaky football....