Chick Magnet

So guess what, I gots baby chickens!  Back in June my chicken Lady Gaga went broody.  Basically that means she starts stealing all the eggs and sitting on them.  She wanted to be a mom.  The only problem is that we gots no rooster, so all that work Lady Gaga was doing was for nothing!  So we gots 6 eggs from a farm so that Lady Gaga could be a surrogate mom. (Lady is grumpy because I guess eggs aren't comfy when you sits on them?)

So she sat on the eggs for what was suppose to be 21 days. But on Day #19! The first little monster was born.

Come the morning 4/6 eggs were hatched and when Dad gots home the first chick had jumped it's barrier and was running around the coop with the rest of the adult chickens - NOT GOOD.  Fortunately the chick wasn't hurt and we moved Lady and the 4 babies to a temporary coop.  Chick #5 had hatched but since Lady Gaga was running around with first chicken she had ignored it.  So Chick #5 and Egg #6 came inside for the night.  After 36 hours chick #6 didn't make it but Chick #5 was healthy as could be.

 We reintroduced chick #5 to Lady Gaga and she pecked it!  So after reading some stuff about it online at nighttime the hoomans snuck the 5th chick under Lady Gaga when she was sleeping.  The next morning she had 5 babies instead of 4 and happy as could be.  Chickens are stoopid, they can't count.  Meet the babies:

Chicken #1 and #2

Chicken #3, #4, and #5

Lady Gaga and her babies, they are growing fast.

 So I is raising more babies but I can't keeps them all.  We can't keeps any if they are boys and we only have room for 2 girls.  So, when they are older and we can tell what they are 3 babies will go to another family.  Momma's favorite is the brown chick#5 so hopefully that is a girl :)

Oh and a picture of me cause this is my blog!  Isn't my new snake stuffy pawesome!

Cruelty of Man

As much as us Doggies love our hoomans, sometimes they don't love us back.  

About a month ago Momma and Dad went to pick up a stray Dane.  She had found this nice man and he called our Dane Rescue to get her some help.  Momma and Dad picked her up and took her to my vet, she needed to be examined and given vaccines before she could go to a foster family.

old and abandoned

thin

 no soft bed, and probably tied up

 an untreated tumor

But yet SMILES!  And a love of hoomans, everyone she meets!

I'm happy to report that this Lady has gained about 10 pounds and is now healthy enough to undergo surgery to remove the tumor on her gums.  The vets believe the tumor is benign but it is still painful for her.  How heartless of man to abandon an old gal like this and treat her so poorly. A Dane of this age is rare (we are guessing about 9-10 years) and should be worshiped.  I am thankful she is in a foster home that is treating her like the Queen she is.  I never gots to meet her but Momma and Dad said she is the sweetest soul. Please support your local rescue (volunteer, foster, transport, donate) every little bit helps!  Sweet dogs  like this Lady get a second chance at a better life because of Rescues.

The worst blogger ever

OMG I is the worst blogger evers.  Here is the proof that you are super far behind in bloggin' and readin'

1000+  Reader stopped counting! I don't think I'll ever catch up.... so I'm going to list a bunch of excuses and hit the mark all as read button!

List of Excuses:

1- Momma has a new assignment at work and is stressy

2- Momma has been playing World of Warcraft to burn of  that stress

Yup, that is all.  

So I'm glad Sarge sent me an email so I can tell Momma to helps me wif a post! Where to start?  I gots a bunch to tell you about in some other posts (A sad rescue, diets, couches, cheese, my fence, baby chicks!)

But first.  I have been given the seal of approval on my cruciate tear  - my knee is healed!  I will probably gets arthritis when i am older and I need to build by endurance up again but I can run, jump, spin, and zoomies wifout any problems.  Of course I could always hurt it again but I am healed for now and can be a dog again :)

I've been having some adventures again too, here is one of my favorites.  We went to my beach the day of that SUPER MOON and the tide was so far out that the beach was the biggest it ever has been.  And there was mud!

I had a MUD MUSTACHE!  BOL!

And the tide made these really cool ripples in the mud.... 

I promise to be a better blogger and share more of my summer adventures!

Happy Star Wars Day

May the Fourth be with you!

Bwah ha ha - Vader

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More Proof

Yes, as if you needed more proof that Vader is FAT!  Subject: Vader kitteh

 Problem: Kitteh door is just big enough for fatso to fit through. As you can see kitteh brudder Patch can fit through just fine.

 Solution: TUBBYKAT door.... BOL... Seriously!  I means the humans bought this and replaced the other kitteh door wif it.  Ha Ha - fatso needed a bigger kitteh door.

 BOL... Vader is never gonna live this down I will continue to laugh at him.  Proof that Vader is fat!

BOL - correction he's TUBBY!  BOL.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter to you all!

Long time no post

Hello All - Momma still has a bad case of the workies but some stupid compliance date thing is coming up and then she should be able to helps me blog more. But, you can see I've been really busy.

BOL. Nothing new and and exciting here, my knee is still doing pretty good I limps sometimes when I overdo it with running but I get better the next day.  I still has a couple more months and then I should be better healed.

 Oh and we had a couch tragedy at my house!

 Oh nos!  I is too big I broked my couch..... Is is still usable?

 Dad fixed it for me - redneck style - BOL.

On the search for a new Tucker couch -- till next time..

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