Welcome all to my class HOW TO CHEWS TOYS!
This is going to be a jam packed class ... here is the syllabus :
1- Squeakies
2- Stuffies
3- Ropes
4 - Frisbees
5- Treat Toys
Let's get started...
Squeakies are my personal favorite so we will cover them first. The three main things you gotta knows about squeakies is that they 1 - Squeak (the louder the better). 2 - They have hold ability (they tends to be rubber so they can slips out of your mouth when they gets drooly. See my football great example of squeakablity and hold ability.
Shawnee could you please demonstrate for the class the foreign language category of squeakies?
"I want toys that make sounds like wot they is. Like the froggie in the picture, he do say RIBBIT RIBBIT "
Thank you...
Oh and #3 for Squeakies -- squish ability. My football has that too.
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Now Stuffies, who doesn't love a stuffy? They need to be soft and cuddly... Like this Teddy.
Anyone care to demonstrate? Oh Rory..... Yes that is a perfect example of soft and cuddly! (and comfy!)
Susie, yes I see you are an expert on stuffy cuddle ability too!
I also think Tug ability is important to a stuffy...
Nola? Do you have an example of a really important characteristic of a stuffy?
Oh yes, catch ability - GOOD ONE!
I see Weenie has some good stuffy grabbing skills too!
I see Weenie has some good stuffy grabbing skills too!
What about you Bites?
Tear ability - yup we all see that teddy's bum..... and that's one of the biggest problems with Stuffies.... random explosions...
"Divert your eyes"
Whew... that was close.....
Oh nos... Stella? Rory? are you ok... stuffy explosions are the worst.
Mona? Did you get stuffy guts on you?
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Now ropes... they are perfect for tugging and shaking, and swinging, and giving the hoomans bruises.
Finn, could you please demonstrate?
Wow that was great, looks like you are tugging & shakin that rope toy at the same time... impressive!
Rory and Stella, could you please demonstrate pair rope Tugging?
Most excellent, but I feel Rory may have the "upper paw" BOL.. I cracks myself up.
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PEE BREAK
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Ok I is back.....Frisbees. What can I say abouts frisbees.
They suck.
I can't figure them out, I can't catch them, and I can't pick them up.
The hoomans can't throw them either.......
They land and I dig and dig and I can't pick them up.
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I do know a few frisbee experts though, so you'll should ask them
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Last but not least, Puzzle toys
Usually you gets treats, but you gots to work for them. Like rolling around the cubes until a treat falls out...
My personal favorite - the Vader kitteh puzzle cube, BOL.
But the problem with the puzzle toys is they are exhausting...
Well that is it for class today, thank you for joining us and a special thank you for everyone that demonstrated their toys today. There is always so much to learn about new toys. It's like there is an endless selection!
Great class Tucker. Our favourite has to be the de-stuffing and the messier the better. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
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WOW, Tucker , I took notes cause there is a lot there I didn't know, Thank you for the class. Ohh and bites has the same opinion about the frisbee thingy. You are an excellant teacher.
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Susie & Bites
Well Mr. Tucker...I is tryin' to be polite heres...them frisbee things suck, I agree...but they make fur good beer trays. At least they is useful fur sumptin.
ReplyDeleteNow I does likes to see da guts explode from a stuffie, will calls it a science experiment...hehehehe.
Puddles
You are a fantastic teacher. We should call you the Prof!
ReplyDeleteThank you for all the fangtastic tips! I learned so much about toys. I can't really understand those Frisbee things either, but my sissy likes them.
ReplyDeleteThis might be our favorite class! All the demos are great. Where can we get one of those kitty cubes?
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Kelly and Brooks
Good Afternoon Teacher Tucker Sir,
ReplyDeleteThis was a Major Success of a class. I so agree about those frisbee thingys... I KNOW that they were invented by SQUIRRELS. I chase them.. and then I am soooooo disappointed by NOT being able to ... do anythingy.. GOOD with them. I mean .. they don't Squeak or have GUTS to rip out or nothin. I'm just sayin.
You did an amazing job with the class... and I am sorry that Puddles put that TACK on your chair and then hit you with one of her Spit Wads.. At LEAST it didn't show up on YOUR furs.. like the ones she splattered ME with.
BRAVO Tucker!!! Grrrrreat Job!
Hey Tucker!
ReplyDeleteWow, what a great class on toy chewing! I thought I was pretty good, but now I'll be even better. I have the same frisbee trouble...on my slick floors they are a total headache to pick up. Gosh, if you don't catch them right they bonk you hard in the snooter! BOL Thanks for the lesson and the demonstrations!
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Sarge, Super-Student
Excellent toy tutorial Tucker!
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Cindy
That was a pawsome class!
ReplyDeleteNola
Great lessons learned today in your class Tucker~We really learned so much.
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Lily Belle & Muffin
We learned so much today Tucker. We have a new appreciation for toys
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Howdy Tucker Sir, we had a grreat time in your class. Now we know more about toys and can get even more enjoyment from them. Hope there wasn't too much stuffy guts for you to clean up and we left you an apple in your bowl. Hope you liked it. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
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ReplyDeleteThat woz the most fun class and thank you so much Mr. Tucker fur letting me do SHOW AND TELL with my froggie stuffie.
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