The worst blogger ever

OMG I is the worst blogger evers.  Here is the proof that you are super far behind in bloggin' and readin'

1000+  Reader stopped counting! I don't think I'll ever catch up.... so I'm going to list a bunch of excuses and hit the mark all as read button!

List of Excuses:

1- Momma has a new assignment at work and is stressy

2- Momma has been playing World of Warcraft to burn of  that stress

Yup, that is all.  

So I'm glad Sarge sent me an email so I can tell Momma to helps me wif a post! Where to start?  I gots a bunch to tell you about in some other posts (A sad rescue, diets, couches, cheese, my fence, baby chicks!)

But first.  I have been given the seal of approval on my cruciate tear  - my knee is healed!  I will probably gets arthritis when i am older and I need to build by endurance up again but I can run, jump, spin, and zoomies wifout any problems.  Of course I could always hurt it again but I am healed for now and can be a dog again :)

I've been having some adventures again too, here is one of my favorites.  We went to my beach the day of that SUPER MOON and the tide was so far out that the beach was the biggest it ever has been.  And there was mud!

I had a MUD MUSTACHE!  BOL!

And the tide made these really cool ripples in the mud.... 

I promise to be a better blogger and share more of my summer adventures!

Happy Star Wars Day

May the Fourth be with you!

Bwah ha ha - Vader

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More Proof

Yes, as if you needed more proof that Vader is FAT!  Subject: Vader kitteh

 Problem: Kitteh door is just big enough for fatso to fit through. As you can see kitteh brudder Patch can fit through just fine.

 Solution: TUBBYKAT door.... BOL... Seriously!  I means the humans bought this and replaced the other kitteh door wif it.  Ha Ha - fatso needed a bigger kitteh door.

 BOL... Vader is never gonna live this down I will continue to laugh at him.  Proof that Vader is fat!

BOL - correction he's TUBBY!  BOL.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter to you all!

Long time no post

Hello All - Momma still has a bad case of the workies but some stupid compliance date thing is coming up and then she should be able to helps me blog more. But, you can see I've been really busy.

BOL. Nothing new and and exciting here, my knee is still doing pretty good I limps sometimes when I overdo it with running but I get better the next day.  I still has a couple more months and then I should be better healed.

 Oh and we had a couch tragedy at my house!

 Oh nos!  I is too big I broked my couch..... Is is still usable?

 Dad fixed it for me - redneck style - BOL.

On the search for a new Tucker couch -- till next time..

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I makes the hoomans dizzy sometimes

BOL, dis is how I lay down. The hoomans really hates it when I do this while on their bed, they say I steps on dem.

Update on my Knee

Sorry I has not been around much, Momma has a terrible case of the workies and still probably won't be able to help me blog much  in March.  The workies are the worst.

Today I went to the vet for my booster shots and a checkup.  I has good news!  Mr. Vet is very happy with my progress and wants me to keep doing what I am doing.  So lots of walkies, some running, and some zoomies.

But, Momma says I have to tell you I was naughty.  After Mr. Vet checked my heart and everything I barked and lunged at him (I didn't actually bite him).  Mr. Vet wasn't too concerned he says I was really stressed and he thinks I'm a little protective at times, plus the room is very small.  Not all doggies are friendly wif strangers and I sometimes don't like men.  Momma wants me to tell you all I was naughty because she wants you to know that just like other doggies I sometimes have "issues" cause I get scared. Momma and Dad just usually don't let people pet me if I appear stressy and things are fine. But, you should always ask before you pet a dog you don't know. He went ahead and gave me my shots and then he took me away from Momma and Dad and walked me out back to test my knee movement.

Mr. Vet says my muscle tone is over 10% better than last month and that my gait is fine. When he brought me back Mr. Vet said that I apologized and was wagging my tail wif him out back.  So we parted on good terms and next time I will try to be better.