Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Corbin and Tucker go to Vegas

 My buddy Corbin and I is sick of snow and sick of boots, so we decided to take a trip to Vegas!

Corbin:  "This plane is awful crowded.... Where is my drink lady?"
Tucker: "Why do I always gets stuck in the middle seat?"

The plane ride was terribly long, especially our layover in Newark!  We finally arrived at Vegas that afternoon.

We had to take a Taxi to the hotel, although Corbin had a different idea.
Tucker: "Corbin Dude, that Harley is stuck in the building I don't think it's going anywhere."

Dis is our hotel. Yeah it's really there. I knows mirages aren't real but dis one is.
We were really hungry so we decided to gets something to eat and check out our new digs.

Corbin: "All you can eat baby!!"

Tucker: "Let's explore our hotel. What is so secret about the garden? Let's look back here."
oh oh.....
Corbin: "Tucker, I think this was a bad idea...... nice kitteh.... nice kitteh. Maybe we should hit the pool instead, it was a long flight."
Tucker: "Um Corbin - wake up! I is stuck - remember I can't swim!"

After I gots Corbin up from his nap and saved me we decided we would hit the town and enjoy the lights of Vegas. 

Tucker: "Corbin, you can't wear a Yankees hat!  It clashes wif my Celtics collar."
After Corbin changed we went out on the town.
 We stopped to see the Bellagio fountains but they made Corbin and I  have to pee so bad we ran to the nearest Casino....

Corbin: "Is dat Puddles?  And Francine?  Oh nos"
Tucker: "99 cents  They is gonna be in trouble."

So, we found another Casino to relieve ourselves.  And then we decided to play some slots.
Corbin: "Tucker you have got to sniff out the loosest slots, you can't just play the first one you see.  That's how they gets the stoopids to loose all their money."
Tucker: "Corbin, what does max bet mean? oops... "

Corbin: "Dude you are so gullible, that slot didn't even have a chair. You spent your whole toy allowance on one pull.  I'm finding a better machine. Go get yourself a drink."

Tucker: "Gambling makes me thirsty, I likes the big water bowls they haves here."

Once Corbin found a better machine I watched him play (since I runs out of money on my Max bet).

And Finally....

We won 87 thousand dollars!!!!

But, since we don't have social security number and couldn't file a W2-G.  We had to forfeit all the moneys..
They told us Corbin's conciliation prize would be waiting for him the next day when he gots home.
So, we went back to the hotel to sleep.

And flew back home the next day.  I gots the window seat this time!

And, Corbin was pretty happy with is conciliation prize.

I hope you had fun in Vegas Corbin! Thanks for goinf wif me!


  1. That was total funballs. I am relieved to see you upgraded to business class for the return trip. Full sized doggie such as yourself needs leg room.


  2. Bwhahahahahaha....dis is hysterical!
    You looks pitiful way out in dat pool all by yourself....I so don't mean to laugh at you.

    How come I is only .99, I should haves at lest been 1.99....geez!


  3. WoW!
    What a fun time you two had in Vegas! Dat harley looks just like one of my dad's, did he join you? ;)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  4. So much fun to be had in Vegas!!! You are making the Momster wish she could be back there again. We just know that Corbin had a wonderful time with you.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  5. Tuck! WE have been planning this very trip! You needed to wait and go with us. We are trying to get ourselves a robot... a social lubricant.... with a social security no... and everything...

  6. Of khourse, what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas!

    What a great trip woo and Corbin had!

    Best of lukhk to woo!


  7. I wish you had called, tucker! Stumpy and Fenway could have showed you and Corbin the local scene!

    Stumpy and me

  8. Holy Cats Batman! WHAT A TRIP! That was awesome!!!! So glad you entered the contest, Tucker! You weren't kidding when you said you had a fun day planned!!!

  9. OMD, that looked like a whole lot of fun!
    I think Rudy wants to go on a trip with you now!

    Rudy's Raiser

  10. Oh My Goodness. Looks like a years worf of nommies was the consola concilly ah prize. We gotta goes dere.

    Bobo and Meja

  11. Ha looks like you all had lots and lots of fun!


    Minnie Moo

  12. OMC - that was GREAT!! And a whole truck full of cookies is a much better prize....

  13. What a fun time you boys had!! That sunbath-nap looked good to us. Sorry you got scared in the pool, Tucker :-)

  14. Now THAT looked like a fun trip! 87 thousand dollars worth of Milk Bones should last a while.

    Puddles needs to up her price!

  15. Ha ha! That was hysterical.

    But wait a second....You went to vegas and didn't invite us?

    Alien would have flown you there! :)


  16. That was some trip!!! Good thing you two didn't get in too much troubles and have to spend the night in the pokey....Corbin would have missed his concillation prize!

    Your gambling Who, Sugar

  17. Wow what a cool trip. Love the pictures. fun fun fun.

  18. You two won $87,000 and they wouldn't let you keep it??? Why didn't they give you a massage at least.

    Francine is only worth 87 cents.. you can give the rest to Puddles... hehehe

    This was one MAJOR FANGtastical day fur you guys!!! Darn... I will never be able to show Corbin a TIME LIKE THIS!!! GRRRRREAT SHOW!

  19. What a trip! The big water bowl you drank out of looked super fancy. Vegas must be big on keeping you hydrated. Hope they had bully sticks on the buffet...wouldn't that just be a dream?

    Kitty and Coco

  20. Wowee! That was a super great and remarkable trip! I'm sorry you didn't gets to keep your green papers but Milkbones are better. I mean, you can't EAT green papers, you know.

    Wiggles & Wags,

  21. hahaha! What a fun trip!
    I can't believe they stuck you in a middle seat! I hope it was at least economy plus so you could stretch your legs out a bit more!

  22. That was such an awesome trip, Tucker!! I bet Corbin had lots of fun with you!

    Elyse and Riley

  23. Okay, this is super funny, you guys! I can't decide which part of your trip I liked best but I will tell you that I loved seeing Tucker in the inflatable tube in da pool and I love that Tucker got to drink from those ginormous water bowls! I also loved that Corbin wanted to ride on a motorcycle that was in da sky! You two are hilarious!
    Oh, thanks for wishing me well after I gots my jaw stuck in a bone!

  24. YOU CRAZY DOGS!! You know what they say, "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas!"


  25. That's was a lot of fun, Tucker!

    Happy Hearts Day! We hope it's alright to include you in our blog roll.

    Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & Forgie

  26. What a blast! Hey, I can take those $87K off your paws if you need me to. I have a SS# and can file all the paperwork. Then, I'll send you the money (grin)!

  27. This was too cute! And what a delicious finale...

  28. Dude
    That was crazy funballs with Corbin. I can't believe woo didn't make it to any strip joints doh. Oh.. I bet woo went to see celion dion instead.
    PS- They make boots big enough for woo? WOW

  29. What a fantastic trip! But if you could buy plane tickets and get past TSA, we don't see why you couldn't keep the $87,000. On the other hand, the IRS probably won't come after their 15% of 87,000 Milkbones the way they would have come after the cash. Truly terrific job, Tucker!

    Jed & Abby

  30. What a fun trip!! Except for one thing... you forgot to take us with you!! - Lady and Lucky

  31. Oh, man, you dudes sure know how to have fun! We never get to go anywhere fun by ourselves!

    The Road Dogs

  32. PeeS - We came by to congratulate you on your second place finish over at MangoMinster! But we totally got distracted by all the bright Vegas lights :) Anyway, Congrats!

    The Road Dogs

  33. Hey Tucker!
    Wow, this was so funny! Love this post. You two must have has a blast! I bet Vegas will never be the same. Did you leave plenty of Tucker slobber in that fountain? Gotta make sure they never forget you were there. The truck full of treats is fabulous! Thanks for giving me a huge chuckle!! BOL
    Grr and an Amused Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  34. That was just way too much fun!! Yous guys had a hang dog good time for sure! I just gots my day with Corbin posted. Come see what we's got up to!

    Big slurps, HoneyBuzz