Hello my Name is Tucker.... and I is a Diva. After all step 1 is admitting it.
Steps 2 through 12? I'm pretty sure those involve enjoying it!
And I have just a few toys
I sit nicely when there is cheese involved.
And lay comfortably on the couches wherever I go.
I'm not a big fan of the hoomans being lazy and not shovelling my backyard. So I just pee on the deck instead.
Yes, we go to Drive thru for me. They know my name at McDonald's - One double cheeseburger please. And don't forgets the Wendy's Frosty.
Licking the cookie mixing bowl can only really be done correctly if you don't get off the futon.
Also, every Diva needs their own chauffeur. I don't got a limo, but I'm working on it.
And overall Diva's are kind of needy right? It's not like my demands are silly. It's just common practice I'm sure of it.
Pull me.... The ice is too cold to walk on.
Seriously... my plate is empty over here. Cook faster.
Excuse me.... my feets are dirty .... please wash them.
And Shameless? Who me?
Naw... not me.
Never
Steps 2 through 12? I'm pretty sure those involve enjoying it! Here are some examples:
Eat the foodables after they land on the floor? I don't think so. Um the kitteh's walk on the floor and do you know where there feet have been?
I'm pretty sure that all hoomans spoon feed doggies whipped cream why they lounge comfortably on the couch.
Yeah ok - I may be a little spoiled. But I deserve it.
I'm pretty sure that all hoomans spoon feed doggies whipped cream why they lounge comfortably on the couch.
Yeah ok - I may be a little spoiled. But I deserve it.
I'm not that materialistic... I mean -
I likes my coats, I thinks I look best in blue.... do you agree?
I likes my coats, I thinks I look best in blue.... do you agree?
And I have just a few toys
I sit nicely when there is cheese involved.
And lay comfortably on the couches wherever I go. I'm not a big fan of the hoomans being lazy and not shovelling my backyard. So I just pee on the deck instead. Yes, we go to Drive thru for me. They know my name at McDonald's - One double cheeseburger please. And don't forgets the Wendy's Frosty.
Licking the cookie mixing bowl can only really be done correctly if you don't get off the futon.
Also, every Diva needs their own chauffeur. I don't got a limo, but I'm working on it.
And overall Diva's are kind of needy right? It's not like my demands are silly. It's just common practice I'm sure of it.Pull me.... The ice is too cold to walk on.
Seriously... my plate is empty over here. Cook faster.
Excuse me.... my feets are dirty .... please wash them.
And Shameless? Who me?
Naw... not me.
Never
So this is my Official Entry for Mango Minster in the Shameless Dogs and Doggie Divas category.
But do think this looks like the face of a Diva?
No Pawtographs please.
HAHAHAHAHA! That is a Most Excellent entry! You are a totally shameless diva! And you have convinced me that my Hippobottomus sister is truly a Bad Sport - she is spoiled, but she's evil. You are just treated in a manner to which you are entitled. Good luck!!!
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-Fiona (and Abby the Hippobottomus)
You are totally a Diva! You are Darwin are so similar, though youve got her beat with McDonald's DOUBLE cheeseburgers and Wendy's frosties!
ReplyDeleteI love the picture of you laying on the futon and eating out of the bowl on the floor at the same time.
I absolutely loved this charming blog post! The pictures made me smile, especially the one with your head poking out of the car window...priceless! I must say that you are indeed a diva because I've never ever met a dog who gets spoon fed, orders frosty's from Wendy's and hamburgers from McDonalds! You are a diva but in my opinion Great Danes are meant to be worshiped because Great Danes look so regal!
ReplyDeleteYou totally are a doggie diva!
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Oskar
Great post, Tucker and super entry - we just loved the presentation. Yes, blue is definitely a great color for you:)
ReplyDeleteWoos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
OoH Yes Tucker, you is a Diva! Great post my furiend!
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
I wouldn't have taken you for a Diva, Tucker.....butt after reading your entry, it sooooo totally describes you! Heeeheheheee
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
We never would have guessed that you are a Diva! But now that we've seen your entry... we don't think there's a bigger diva around!
ReplyDeleteSam and Pippen
Hi Tucker, my Mom and I just found you. We love your entry to Mango Minster!
ReplyDeleteWhipped cream!?!?! Frosty?!?!?!? Cheeseburger?!?!?!? I think it do be time fur mutiny ofur here.
ReplyDeleteNot the CATagory I would have thought you would fit in... UNTIL.. I read and saw this most... enlightning post. hehehe
ReplyDeleteBEST OF LUCK!!!
BOL! You have even more coats than I do!!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
You are tooo funny! What a life!! looking forward to more of your tales.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! Diva indeed!! Those are some great evidence pics. I especially enjoyed the "pull me" pic. Surely, you'll win...
ReplyDelete"Cook faster!" "Wash my paws!" "Aren't I BOOTIFUL?!?" Yes, Tucker, you are. And shameless to boot!!
ReplyDeleteDIVA!! Shameless BOL
ReplyDeleteYou know... DIVA is good. Momma calls me "her Highness" and that's good with me as well. I do cappuccino foam, every morning. I get to depillow the bed to suit my needs. The couches are ok, but I am a lap sitter. My tootsie or tail better never be dirty because I freak out and my tush must be pristine at all times. If dirty I will freeze and act wounded until someone runs the water to warm, uses my fav foam soap and washes it. After all I must smell like a fresh cupcake at all times. And... you better cut up my lamb in itty bitty bites because I am dainty...
ReplyDeleteI get to ride in my car seat with the water cup clipped in and filled 2/3 of the way. And... my toys are my toys and all 3 toyboxes are mine and I will choose which toy to play with for the day and you better not try to put it away. Now, DIVA? Nahhhh you are normal!
And you say dat I, Puddles is spoiled...HA!
ReplyDeleteI'm not nears da DIVA you is and I is a GIRL!
Puddles
Wow. We are impressed. Totally impressed. After reading this post we are calling a meeting with mom to get her in line. Never knew peeps would cater to a dog so much - we're always hearing dad say WE'RE spoiled, I'm sending him over here to read your post BOL! Diva material all the way, big guy!
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Brutus & Carmen
whahahahaha this was funny tucker^^
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El'bow & Hauwii
Dude! I will now have some new demands for my mom. You may be a diva, but you are one handsome diva.
ReplyDeleteKitty (your fellow black and white pup), and Coco
That was a PAWSOME entry! I'm pretty sure that when you looks in the dictionary under "diva," your picture is next to it cuz you are the DEFINITION of diva, for sure!
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Tucker!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
Dude, Jed here. We need to talk. You are a DIVO, not a diva! Even if you have some gender identification issues as a result of being tutored, the law is "born male, die male" absent certified gender reassignment surgery which you clearly have not had. So dude = divo. The origin is Italian: "o" ending for masculine, "a" ending for feminine. There's even a singing group called Il Divos comprised of 4 tenors who have CD's and concerts and TV gigs and everything. They're managed by Simon Cowell. So once again, big dude, DIVO! And like most Danes, you are a supercalifragilisticsupercalidocious divo. We are so proud.
ReplyDeleteWow, your bowl is off the ground so the cats can't steal your food, I so need that. And you get to sit on the furniture.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet your Tucker. I has 3 cats. ~Fenris
Oh Tucker - you are a diva extraordinaire!
ReplyDeleteNice entry you have!!! You're absolutely a Diva!! I wonder if I could be like you... ignore all those food that is fell from my bowl... hmm....
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year and nice to meet you
Love,
Autumn & Jasmine
Tuckew
ReplyDeleteA DIVA? who you???
just because you awe gowgeous and spoiled..but that's totally nowmal for a bootiful giwl
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Woo sooooo suit the khategory and parameters!
ReplyDeleteBest of lukhk!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
tucker,
ReplyDeletelickin' whipped cream off of a spoon while loungin' on the couch sealed the deal. welcome to divadom!!
*woof*
the booker man
arf arf arf - tucker you sure are gonna be some stiff spotty competition
ReplyDeletenice to meet ya loves and licks xxx
Wow Tucker, it's a good thing I read this post before letting Remi anywhere near the computer. I can only imagine what kind of treatment he would start expecting after reading this. You are one very lucky, and very wonderful, doggie! Great post!
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