OK so the past week I have been getting up at strange hours of the night and have been barking at the front door. It's been 11pm, 1 am, 2am, 4am, etc. It wakes the hoomans up. Momma gets up tells me no one is there and then lets me out to go to the baffroom. I don't really have to go, but I do it anyway. The hoomans don't understand why I keep waking them up. Well we finally have a cause of my night time disruptions.
10:00 PM: Time for bed, I go outside to tinkle one last time. The kitties are put downstairs so that I don't chase them unsupervised, kitty door is closed. Momma and Dad go to bed.
1:00 AM: I barks at front door - Momma wakes up. She is grumpy.
1:03 AM: I goes outside and pees to make Momma feel better about getting out of bed.
1:05 AM: Momma goes back to bed, Dad is grumpy now too.
1:06 AM: Instead of sleeping on my couch I is scared so I climb into bed wif Momma and Dad.
1:07 AM: Momma grumbles that I is stealing the covers. We all go to sleep.
2:10 AM: We all wake up to a kitty meowing at the foot of the bed!
2:11 AM: HBO words are used as Momma scoops up Vader and realises that he has escaped the downstairs to wake us all up.