Corbin and Tucker go to Vegas

 My buddy Corbin and I is sick of snow and sick of boots, so we decided to take a trip to Vegas!


Corbin:  "This plane is awful crowded.... Where is my drink lady?"

Tucker: "Why do I always gets stuck in the middle seat?"

The plane ride was terribly long, especially our layover in Newark!  We finally arrived at Vegas that afternoon.

We had to take a Taxi to the hotel, although Corbin had a different idea.

Tucker: "Corbin Dude, that Harley is stuck in the building I don't think it's going anywhere."

Dis is our hotel. Yeah it's really there. I knows mirages aren't real but dis one is.

We were really hungry so we decided to gets something to eat and check out our new digs.

Corbin: "All you can eat baby!!"

Tucker: "Let's explore our hotel. What is so secret about the garden? Let's look back here."

oh oh.....

Corbin: "Tucker, I think this was a bad idea...... nice kitteh.... nice kitteh. Maybe we should hit the pool instead, it was a long flight."

Tucker: "Um Corbin - wake up! I is stuck - remember I can't swim!"

After I gots Corbin up from his nap and saved me we decided we would hit the town and enjoy the lights of Vegas. 

Tucker: "Corbin, you can't wear a Yankees hat!  It clashes wif my Celtics collar."

After Corbin changed we went out on the town.

 We stopped to see the Bellagio fountains but they made Corbin and I  have to pee so bad we ran to the nearest Casino....

Corbin: "Is dat Puddles?  And Francine?  Oh nos"

Tucker: "99 cents  They is gonna be in trouble."

So, we found another Casino to relieve ourselves.  And then we decided to play some slots.

Corbin: "Tucker you have got to sniff out the loosest slots, you can't just play the first one you see.  That's how they gets the stoopids to loose all their money."

Tucker: "Corbin, what does max bet mean? oops... "

Corbin: "Dude you are so gullible, that slot didn't even have a chair. You spent your whole toy allowance on one pull.  I'm finding a better machine. Go get yourself a drink."

Tucker: "Gambling makes me thirsty, I likes the big water bowls they haves here."

Once Corbin found a better machine I watched him play (since I runs out of money on my Max bet).

And Finally....

JACKPOT!!!

We won 87 thousand dollars!!!!

But, since we don't have social security number and couldn't file a W2-G.  We had to forfeit all the moneys..
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They told us Corbin's conciliation prize would be waiting for him the next day when he gots home.

So, we went back to the hotel to sleep.

And flew back home the next day.  I gots the window seat this time!

And, Corbin was pretty happy with is conciliation prize.

I hope you had fun in Vegas Corbin! Thanks for goinf wif me!