Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The 12 Tucker Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
 A couch that is too small.
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On the Second Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Two Monster Mouths
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Third Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Fourth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:

Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Fifth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Sixth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Seventh Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Eighth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Ninth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Tenth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Ten Bandannas
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Eleventh Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Eleven Dog Collars
Ten Bandannas
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Twelve Marrow Bones
Eleven Dog Collars
Ten Bandannas
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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The 2010 version is here: http://greatdanetucker.blogspot.com/2010/12/12-toys-of-christmas.html

I've entered into Pet Safe's Contest http://www.petsafe.net/
We have their kitteh door and their drinkwell kitteh fountain.

26 comments:

  1. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TUCKER!!

    -Bart and Ruby

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  2. Hohoho! Great post Tucker!!!! :)

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  3. TWELVE MARROW BONES!!! Great post Tucker!

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  4. Well Done Tucker. Next we want it to be a music video with you singing. Seriously, I bet it would be a big seller.

    Love
    Bert

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  5. WOW! Cool totally cool! Yay for you Tucker :)

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  6. Very nice, Tucker! Uh, that couch may be too small for you, but it just might be the perfect size for me!

    Your pal, Pip

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  7. very cool! Moms singing
    Benny & Lily

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  8. 11 collars? Do you wear them all at once?

    Sam and Pippen

    PeeS. We think that Pip might have couch envy!

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  9. BOL nice! What fun stuff!
    Kisses and Tail Wags,
    Dachshund Nola

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  10. oh we love it so much nice things for you tucker you musta been the nicest boy ever to be!!!! well bella for christmas sends to you a trillion pibble sugars and a hug from her to you !!!!

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  11. Awesome post.I was singing as I read it. Love the too small couch!

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  12. THANK YOU TUCKER THANK YOU !!! You know how much I JUST LOVE your 12 days of Tucker Christmas!!! I TRULY LOVE THIS... Your post is the HIGHLIGHT of MY HOLLY DAZE Season.

    THANK YOU fur doing this.. I know it was hard work butt SOOOOOOO APPRECIATED!!
    Sincerely, Frankie Furter

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  13. Hey TUCKER... Now that I pawperly THANKED you.. I just HAD to come BACK and say... Ernie and I have that little penguin stuffie too. Does yous still have yellow feet, beclaws Ernie ATE ours off.
    Love your Collars and bandanas too. You have the bestest STUFF. 12 Marrow bones..
    and GENUINE SILVER bowls to serve them in.
    I just LOVE this!!!!

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  14. Bwhahahahaha...Oh how I has missed my favorite Great Dane! I loved da 2010 version too!

    Ummmmm, you aren't gonna use all them blankies are you? You know how I LOOOOVES blankies.

    Puddles

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  15. This is great! I wish I had all that stuff!
    -Corbin

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  16. ahaahhah Tucker you have so much STUFF!
    Though I bet if we had the space for it, Darwin would have that much stuff too! ehehe

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  17. Wow, what a great post! Excellent job, Tucker.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  18. Thats a lot of great stuff!

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  19. Tucker, what a great twelve days of Christmas you have had. Love all your collars. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  20. Wow, Tucker - you hit the jackpot!!! We think we would be happy with day 12's loot - look at those yummy bones!!! Lucky dawg!

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  21. Hey Tucker!
    Wow, I'm so super glad you did this! Last year it was my favorite post of the whole season and this year it will be too! Love the poop bags!!! BWAR HAR HAR My peeps are howling with laughs. Thanks for great post!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  22. Tucker-
    Pet Safe is having a 12 days of Christmas contest, you should enter your brilliant post for prizes!
    http://www.petsafe.net/blog/2011/11/30/petsafes-12-days-of-christmas-blog-contest/

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  23. Great work Tucker - You have got us in the Christmas Spirit mood! Good luck! xx

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  24. Nice blog Tucker! I think you need a KING SIZE sofa :-)

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  25. Looks like you had a great 12 days! :)

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  26. What ever will Santy Paws bring you for Christmas? You already have so much stuff! Great lyrics again this year! Hope you win the contest.

    Jed & Abby

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