By the way did you know my birfday is coming up? Yessiree, I'll be 2 at the end of the month. I'm thinkin' about asking for a new Momma that won't take pictures of me in stupid coats and post them on the interwebs.
Don't worry I's just kiddin'. I'm sure my Momma will gets me somethin' nice for my birfday, plus she gives good ear scratchies.