I decided to enter Khyra's Khatch Me If You Khan Khontest but I'm 100% sure I'm not gonna win. My khatching abilities are not very good. I attribute it to my big nose and my lack of general depth perception. Plus Momma is a terrible tosser. For example see this video of
My Failed Attempt and you'll see that Momma is so bad a tossing the treats she hits me in the face with it - hello? How can I khatch it if you throw it at my face? I'm gonna lose an eye practicing for the khontest.
Anyways here is my well practiced official entry - A grand total of 6, that is the best I could do.
I do much better at competitions where I just have to look cute. Did you know I won Duchess' Spring Cleaning Contest? Yup, sure did - I've got mad bath taking skills I tell you.