I have an ouchie, so momma took me to the vet. Turns out my pee pee got in the way when I jumped over something (most likely a fallen tree in the woods). So my pee pee got caught and I scraped in front of it. Then I licked it too much and caused all this chafing.
I've got infection fighting ointment now. I should be fine in a couple days.
Poor me and my big pee -pee.