Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The 12 Tucker Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
 A couch that is too small.
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On the Second Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Two Monster Mouths
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Third Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Fourth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:

Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Fifth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Sixth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Seventh Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Eighth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Ninth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Tenth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Ten Bandannas
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Eleventh Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Eleven Dog Collars
Ten Bandannas
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas the hoomans gave to me:
Twelve Marrow Bones
Eleven Dog Collars
Ten Bandannas
Nine Stuffies
Eight Dog Boots
Seven rolls of poop bags
Six Fleece Blankies
Five Silver Bowls
Four Doggie Beds
 Three Red Kongs
Two Monster Mouths 
and  A couch that is too small.
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The 2010 version is here: http://greatdanetucker.blogspot.com/2010/12/12-toys-of-christmas.html

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